
Rant: People who go to directionally-named state schools (i.e., North/South/East/West -ern State's Name University) ought to simply save their money and attend a community college. You are a dumbass and everyone in the educated world recognizes this except for you. The one exception to this is the state of California.

Rave: Congrats to Fitz and Allan for scoring 163 and 164 (respectively) on the LSATs. What can I say? I surround myself with geniuses.
Rant: People who attended University of Kentucky should not be allowed to drive. This seems to be too complex a task for them.
Rave: CNN.com has free video, which lots of techie-experts say signifies the demise of premium internet content. Now Elle and I can watch Anderson Cooper for free all day long!
Rant: Tom Cruise is crazy. You can watch him battle it out with Matt Lauer here in case you missed it.
Rave: Our President has apparently been working hard at his Hooked-On-Phonics and he seems to have learned to repress his need to make up words during public speeches.
Rant: His speeches are no longer fun to watch.
Rave: Google launched Google Earth (previously known as Keyhole 3) today for free and it's so damn cool. Trust me on this one. If you like Google Maps you'll have fun with this for hours. Not that I've played with it for hours or anything like that.
Rant: Google seems to have forgotten to map Chambana.
Rave: http://anonymouslawyer.blogspot.com/ This guy is hilarious.
Rant: People who a) don't have a passport or b) have never used their passport.

Rant: Unfortunately, they seem to be a bit skewy with their decisions (reference: the eminent domain for private property issue, the Ten Commandments displays, the Grokster case, etc.)
Rave: A private developer has asked the code enforcement officer of the Towne of Weare, NH "to start the application process to build a hotel on 34 Cilley Hill Road." That's the address of Supreme Court Justice David H. Souter's home. The proposed development is to be called The Lost Liberty Hotel.