- If Mom tells you to take bug spray, take bug spray.- If you happen to forget bug spray, don't debate whether you really need it or not when you're at the "last minute" store.
- Lighter fluid is every hungry camper's best friend.
- While all tents are basically of the same design, it is virtually impossible to assemble a tent correctly without its instruction sheet.
- It is significantly easier to sprint up a hill than it is to begrudging walk up it.
- It is far more fun to half-run/half-fall down a hill than it is to begrudging walk down it.
- Copperhead snakes do exist in Kentucky. And they are gross and scary.
- Always keep a little firewood for the morning.
- Take more water than you'll need... 'cause you'll probably need it.
- Go with someone whose company you thoroughly enjoy.
