I've Changed

Being in advertising changes you... or at least it changes me. Top ten noticible changes in me:
10. Clients are the bane and reason for my existence.
9. Coming home after 11-hours at the office is "coming home early!"
8. Negotiating extensions has become a fine art.
7. Diet Coke has replaced all bodily fluids.
6. I can spot retouched images a from miles away.
5. I write everything in red pen/sharpie.
4. [purposely left blank]
3. Typos bug the hell out of me.
2. I embrace double-standards.
1. Perfection is not optional.