Tonight's phone conversation between Ken and his best friend, Bryson...
Ken: Hey, Man
Bryson: Hey
K: What's up?
B: Not much. You?
K: Not much.
B: Cool. [launch into discussion on latest manly topic for 3 minutes]
K: Cool. [launch into 10 minute dissertation on latest going-ons in life]
[manly chit-chat for another 5 minutes]
B: So my new wife (he got married a few months ago) just found out she's pregnant.
After 20-some minutes of back and forth chatter, this news finally comes out. How does that work?!
Sam Lee, if you're ever pregnant, you better mention it within the first 20 nanoseconds!