Bring Your Kids

Today was Bring Your Kids To Work Day and I don't think I've ever really enjoyed the day until this year. You have to be a pretty ballsy parent to bring your kid to this nuthouse. With all the yelling and screaming and four letter words and totally inappropriate behavior that goes on here, it's basically like taking your kid to a rough rated-r movie for 8 hours. Anyhoot, we a bunch of youngsters here who have turned this place upside down and put us in our place. It was fantastic.

One little girl started a fad about the office that resulted in all of us wearing mini post-it notes around. No joke. The game was: she'd walk around and look and you and write down the first thing that can to her mind when she saw you. Then she'd post it on you like a name tag. By 3pm everyone had a new nickname. Some nicknames included:
Scarey
Grey Hair
A Bully
A 3 Year Old
A Used Car Salesman
Malibu Barbie
Fe Fi Fo Dude
Busy Bee
Cat In The Hat
Blonde
Lindsey Lohan

Gotta love kids.