does that make me crazy?

Ever wish you could freeze frame a moment in your day, and look at it and say 'this is not my life'? - Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire

I think I feel like this every day to some extent. Some more than others. And some days it's not my life for good reasons, and some days it's not my life for bad reasons, and some days it's not my life for pure lunacy and ridiculousness. Today is was all of the above.

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I probably shouldn't say this given my latest new Client, but I really think I could happily live in a Westin. Their heavenly beds are truly heavenly and they have a fantastic fitness center complete with the most wonderful treadmills ever. And the bathroom miniature amenities are delightfully delicious smelling.

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"What?! You have no mangos? What kind of crazy island is this? You've got to have mangos to be an island." - overheard in the taxi in the Bahamas