overtime

I may not work 9-5 to like some people I know (sidebar: Dave - really? 9 to 5? with hour lunch? no weekends? seriously?), but I doubt those jobs involve your boss very loudly educating the western world on female wet dreams or your co-workers talking about throwing up on guys stomachs while giving blow jobs. And truly, that makes all the difference in the world.

Happiness reigns.