Dear Connie, Thank you for saving me from that really big spider who was so clearly about to eat me. Sorry for jumping in your lap.
Dear Kat, OMG! I LOVE U 2! FSR 4-EVAR!!!!! XOXO HEART HEART HEART! P.S. I’d go for one of the younger brothers instead.
Dear Paul, Yes, the stars at night really are bee-u-ti-ful. Especially at 3am whilst swimming in the lake/drunk on the beach.
Dear Dan, Master of the flame. Dumper of really really damn cold water. I hate you.
Dear Steve, You are my potato baseball all-star. Can I have your autograph?
Dear Jane, No, pancake syrup is not flammable. Call me and we’ll roast marshmallows.
Dear Christine, Watch out for those ditches on Cherry Ave. I know how you love to explore.
Dear All, thank you for the best weekend. Can't wait for next year!
Dear Pizza Hut, Please deliver.
XOXO,
Me