wahoo!

dear sammy lee,

thank you for being a smartie. the rest of my day sucked so finding out you passed the bar was the highlight of my day. had you been a dumbass and not passed, then my day would have sucked even more. so it's really self-serving, you see. now you're officially an attorney-at-law, or a real natty wot. whichever.

much love,
me

p.s. this means you can bail me out and represent, yes? two-for-one!