£125k Slogan

Dear Scotland,

Next time you're looking to change up your country's slogan, please consider this my application. Willing to work for a mere £100k and guarantee I can come up with something a little more pizazzy/strategic/creative/interesting/original than the "Welcome to Scotland" line you just paid £125k for. Have your people call my people -- we'll do lunch. And Sean Connery can come too.

Hearts & kisses,
me