How thoughtful of you. Really, your valient efforts and unique approach are thoroughly appreciated.
Heaven knows I woke up this morning, showered just for you, and applied just that extra touch of mascara in hopes you'd notice. Knowing you to be the utmost discerning of types, I decided against wearing my nude colored tube top and went with the more sensual white-button down shirt. And khaki pants. Way hot, I know. I brushed my hair just so, but didn't overdo it, lest you think I was high maintanance.
Please don't think I drive with my window down every morning on the way to work. This morning it was just for you. Nevermind the cool 72 degrees with the perfect crisp wind, just right to wake me up. I drove with my window down solely to give you an open invitation to shout at me from your truck.
And, of course, I prayed for red lights the whole way to work. Lots of red lights, so we'd have the opportunitity to chat a little bit, flirt, romance, woo, name our children even, before I gave "you directions to my house." Oh, that's just such a line. You really know how to tug at the strings of a girl's heart.
Yes, dear gentleman in the truck next to me trying to pick me up, I will marry you.
XOXO,
Me
UPDATE: According to People Magazine, Taylor Hicks (American Idol winner) is America's Hottest Bachelor??? Hmmm, maybe truck guy isn't so bad after all.
