open letter to my client

dear client,

i have more work than can possibly get done in the short span of 168 hours every week. i also have 3 other clients besides you. that means on a continuous basis, i am choosing between you and three others.

and i don't really care who pays more money -- which, by side note, you should be grateful for since you don't actually pay your bills. i preference my list based on a) coolness/interestingness/rockstar factor, b) urgency factor, c) fantastically awesome client factor. C wins above all else.

take note and stop being a bitch. or you'll very quickly find that i just don't fucking care at all.

love,
your account manager